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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!





Fine... I'll come out of the cupboard...

I'm a WWE fan girl now


I'll admit, I'm a little disgusted with myself. I mean, I didn't mean for any of this to happen!

It was a Friday last month, and... there was nothing to do, and nothing good on TV... so I just channel surfed to a sports network. They were airing this, WWE Friday night SMACKDOWN.

Alright, alright...
I used to watch wrestling a long time ago. But it didn't mean anything, HONESTLY! IT MEANT NOTHING TO ME!!!
I mean... It was just something I did with my step brother. Just to share something with him, ya know. Because we were friends... And this did make us closer. But he showed me this, "Hell in the Cell" match,
... Augh... The blood. This guy actually dragged some other dudes face (I can't remember the names, it was years ago) All across the fence! I knew it was totally fake, but it was sooo cool!

Anyway... Enough of the flash back...

Friday. Boredom. SmackDown.
There was a match with some dude. (again, can't quite recall the name) But the opponent was this man named Jeff Hardy.
Interesting guy I must say. Nothing wrong with that right?

Well, after that match, I was just trying to draw him. Over and over I tired, and failed miserably each time. (well... I almost got it once, but it wasn't Deviant good...)

I was a little bummed when the show ended... So I checked that little TV Guide channel every night to see when it's on. I finally caught onto the pattern that it was on Monday's and Friday's. Although I was simply enjoying drawing the superstars...
... I really got into the show itself.

Things started coming back to me.
John Cena! I remember him! He was Chris's favourite wrestler!
Triple H!! Didn't he fight the Undertaker at some point?
Ray Mysterio!!! Oh yeah! I liked him alot! He's neat.
Randy Horton... hmm... Sounds familiar...

Edge, Chris Jerico, Matt Hardy, Big Show...
OH NO!

Was I... Becoming a.......
FAN!?


So... I'm a WWE fangirl. So what, WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT!?
Didn't think so.

So, now I just missed a huge pay per view event called "The BASH" and I was a little upset by it. I mean, Jeff Hardy vs CM Punk for the world heavey weight championship! John Cena vs the Miz. (and man do I hate the Miz soo fucking much!) And!! Ray Mysteri vs Chris Jerico... AND!!!... If Ray lost... he was forced to take his mask OFF!!!

And I missed it all...

No big deal though, right?
I'll just hear about who won all the matches on Monday. Sure, tha'ts not so bad.

WELL FUCK NO!!!

Instead, I go to see my father. Thinking, well, no problem... He's got satelite, I'll be able to watch the same matches 4 times that night...
Well damned if I figure this little fact out.
My other Family hates sports SOOOO MUCH, that they don't have a single sports channel... AT ALL!

So...
No BASH.
No SmackDown.
No results.
...

Damn... It's fucking lame here now... Oh well. I'll just have to find something else to do........